Oh for gods sake if I actually had a social life I could give up okcupid so lame so so lame
I met this dude on okcupid who told me that if I was stringing him along “then please can you stop” what an insecure weak dickhead
I’ve been in bed fore 10 hours this is what finishing exams an d assignments must feel like, doing the things you were doing when procrastinating
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
Ahem, seeking friends that are nice and reliable :-)
Nobody wants a slow song to win in the eurovision!!
I watched the girl who leapt through time and mate it depressed my life
divination: *walks into a club to the game of thrones opening theme*
People who like the beatles are really basic and annoying
Jeeeeeee I dunno could this australian guy I was dating who I thought would be fun in fact not be fun at all?
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be– William Shakespeare (via batameez)
Hello blog I forgot all about u
SSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY ORDERED TICKETS TO SEE DISCLOSURE IN NOVEMBER
I fucking love cook books
I don’t even have to look behind me to know that this girl really wants this guy to touch her with his hands, I thought I was bad at flirting……..
I just realised torrenting is more or less a big part of my daily routine, is that sad? probably
Mungo’s Hi-Fi ft. Top Cat - Herbalist
Straightened hair and eyeliner used to make me feel pretty and now I have it everyday I feel like I am getting uglier n uglier :C
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality
Henry Krinkle - Stay
I really wish I’d done badly in all my previous essay hand-ins so that I would be motivated to NOT do my essays last minute alllll the time ugh
Delilah - Inside My Love (Redlight Remix)
I want a meaningful relationship with someone but I don’t want the responsibilities and I don’t want to hook up with anyone because what’s the point? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯