You click “Popular” above your dashboard and all the people that show up in the results have crap in their blogs. “I’m 16, down to earth and pretty simple.” - No shit.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SPELT "RECIEVE", NOT "RECEIVE".
What the fuck. I hate you. I am completely not ashamed.
Me vs. Ben's Personality Disorder Test Results
Me Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Very High Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Ben Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: High Borderline: Very High Histrionic: Very High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Very High...
Song of the day. Target Audience - Marilyn Manson
In which I try not to look sick.
Today has actually been an alright day, got some of my screenplay done, though I should really sort the shit dialogue out. It’s about a guy who’s lost his family but I have to go into something horrific and thrill the audience. He gets raped and he gets his penis cut off, and instead of blood, I decided on maggots, should be alright I think. Amy got some pretty good footage for out...
Song of the day. Set the Fire to the Third Bar -...
Give me something to love.
This refers to the last 4 days. Hip hip hippy. Anyway, it just occured to me that I told some lonesome year 7’s that I was a paedophile on Enterprise day. I was bored. It was only slightly amusing, they stopped and stared with their beautiful shiny eyes, freshly washed uniforms and not a green but their burgundy, 6 striped ties.
"I'm really, really sorry about this Neville" said...
Chelsea and I
A says: *we ought to take laxatives one day together ȷ ε ℓ ℓ σ × м ε σ ѡ says: *xD nuu *we’d need it at the same time A says: *that’d me so amazingly funny ȷ ε ℓ ℓ σ × м ε σ ѡ says: *i’d fight you for it >.> A says: *and then we’d poo all over each other >.>
Pissy pissy arse piss.
It’s amazing how easily you can piss a Drama student off. It’s infact really fun. So like, today - I spoke out because our drama play looked and sounded like crap and only two people were coming up with ideas and not consuming anyone elses. SO “Okay, guys, what seems to be the problem here? Sammy, get over here” “You just told me to write down ideas so I’m...
Walking home from bus stop.
Okay, today I thought I’d announce to everyone (the very low number of people following me) that I almost died today. I almost died. Walking home from dropping Chelsea off at the bus stop, I crossed the road. In doing so, I heard a very fast sort of approach behind me, so I turn around to see who my killer is and it’s a man on a bicycle. I jump anyway. To be fair to myself, I did...
I thank Natalya for showing me this. Bjork -...
7 hours of sleep reduced to none.
Filming, or rather a futile attempt at it. Needless to say, it was a disaster. The camera died on us which wasn’t our fault, though we could have charged it further. Even without a low battery of the camera, we failed to film any useful, or ANY footage. This was slow partly because of the set up. We had gone to D.T to use their equipment to show the construction of the bomb. Amy was filming,...
I dont believe it, I’ve lost my willy” said Harry. “you’re kidding” said Ron.
has been my t-shirt provider for years, I really do hope that it doesn’t become overrated judging by my dashboard. *cough*
TOO MUCH. TOO FUCKING MUCH. I HATE YOU, FILM STUDIES.
In which I talk about how I made a mistake.
Okay. I recall telling people City of God was a rubbish film. Wow, major mistake. It is infact a staggering masterpiece. Never before have criminals looked so young: pre-pubescent, in fact. The City of God is almost a neighbourhood with one big dysfunctional family. No parents or concerned adults. It is a cross between an orphanage and an abattoir. Some good shit.
It's times like this I need to lose my inhibition.
It’s the dying Sun that shines brightest.
My Dashboard is full of Koreans. Thank you...