I JUST WALKED INTO SCHOOL AND A BAG OF WEED JUST FELL OUT OF MY BAG IN FRONT OF A TEACHER BUT I’M SO LUCKY I MANAGED TO PULL THAT SHIT OFF SO ELEGANTLY.
hangtoughamerica: why do I have to be alive all the time
I’m going to have my second shower of the day because this just doesn’t feel right.
My old maths teacher died suddenly of a heart attack this morning, I’m really upset because he was just a great person. R.I.P. Mr. Simmons.
i’ve been invited to a “rave” on friday what should i do
300lbteen: last night i woke up because the apocalypse was happening but it was just a map falling off my wall
Gemini - Blue
uglygirls: will all the cute boys stop saying dumb shit like ‘lulz’ when i speak to them because you are making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to make out with you
hatzoffratzoff2sday: i signed up for okcupid again to find friends and within 30 minutes got three winks! ;) ….from people in india exactly what happened to me
wonkywalkietalkie: sunday monday kill yourself wednesday tuesday thursday rape a hooker friday saturday NEW WEEK START AGAIN
OH FUCK I’M LATE!!!!!!